Kingpin kill helps foster young love

That’s right, this young gent (one of the phoddlers) took out this lovely lady with a driveby. They were on a date, he was explaining Kingpin to her, and as they were walking around the park they checked in.  Later, he mentioned “you know, you can kill me now if you want”.  She said “OK!” but had no wifi signal for her iPod Touch.  He looked down, “oops, I have no signal either”.  This began their race for life towards a wifi hotspot.  Arriving first, he did a driveby and Got Her! They weren’t even friended on foursquare, but he got her.  The anguish of death was just too much, so she lashed out.  Rumor has it, they’re now “officially dating”!

So what have we learned from this?  Not only is Kingpin good for a first date, but apparently, death can help foster young love. Ahhhh spring.. I love the way the bullets fly through blooming flowers.

Happy shooting, everyone!

-@nod